SORORITY
ROW
With
Briana
Evigan,
Leah
Pipes,
Rumer
Willis,
Jamie
Chung,
Margo
Harshman,
Carrie
Fisher,
Julian
Morris,
Adam
Berry,
Matt
Lanter,
Matt
O'Leary
Written
by
Mark
Rosman,
Josh
Stolberg
&
Pete
Goldfinger
Directed
by
Stewart
Hendler
This
remake
of
Mark
Rosman's
early-'80s
House
On
Sorority
Row
(and
it
seems
his
screenplay
Seven
Sisters)
gets
an
annoying
modern
take
with
a
bunch
of
ultra-nasty
and
immoral
sorority
sisters
at
the
focal
point.
Completely
self-obsessed,
basically
pathetic,
these
bitches
play
a
prank
on
one
of
their
cheating
boyfriends.
This
however
goes
horribly
wrong
leading
to
a
death.
They
vow
to
cover
it
up,
but
at
graduation,
the
dead
seems
to
have
risen
to
get
its
revenge.
With
the
incorporation
of
technology
like
cellphones
and
GPS
becoming
part
of
the
narrative,
the
basics
of
this
movie
is
the
recipe
slasher
with
an
outfit
and
a
weapon.
The
movie
makers
even
fess
up
to
following
these
rules
(as
set
out
in
Wes
Craven's
Scream
joke,
highlighting
the
clichés,
but
creating
the
template
for
movies
to
follow).
One
of
the
girls
seem
to
be
wracked
with
guilt,
another
is
pathetically
useless,
while
the
others
don't
give
a
damn.
The
killer,
dressed
in
a
graduation
gown
and
hood
with
a
wheel
spanner
converted
into
four
deadly
blades,
systematically
knocks
off
the
girls
(in
a
variety
of
orally
linked
fashions).
It
may
be
an
obvious
guess
who
the
killer
is,
but
the
red
herrings
naturally
get
thrown
at
the
audience.
Several
extra
features
look
at
the
making
of
the
movie
from
various
perspectives,
on-set
tales,
and
deleted
scenes
&
outtakes,
which
as
usual,
is
pretty
lame.
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