STUPID
TEENAGERS
MUST
DIE!
With Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider, Devin Marble, Lindsay Gareth, Renee Dorian, Cory Assink, Jonathan Brett, Will Deutsch, Jamie Carson, Christina DeRosa Directed by Jeff C. Smith From Wiggy VonSchtick and Off Set Pictures comes a new entry into the slasher/zombie/exploitation genre that keeps its bloody tongue firmly in cheek. It's the 1980’s and a group of teenagers are getting together to hold a seance in a haunted house. All the typical 80’s horror movie characters are there: the cool hero, the innocent girlfriend, the goth chick, the tough guy, the beautiful blonde girl, the shy guy in love with the beautiful blonde girl, a couple of lipstick lesbians and two big geeks. In true low budget 80’s horror movie fashion, weird things start happening around the house. One dimensional characters are dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into dangerous, pitch black rooms saying classic lines like, "Is someone in here?" As the poor, hapless kids are sliced and diced, it's up to our hero to lead the remaining survivors to safety before the house is filled with stupid dead teenagers. Stupid
Teenagers
Must
Die!
is
the
directorial
debut
from
Jeff
C.
Smith
and
features
a
talented
cast
of
newcomers
including
Jovan
Meredith
(Overbrook
Productions’
125th
And
Nowhere),
Ashley
Schneider
(Superbad),
Devin
Marble
(Men's
Room),
Lindsay
Gareth
(The
Comebacks)
Renee
Dorian
(The
Mangler
Reborn)
Cory
Assink
(C.S.I.),
Jonathan
Brett
(Zoey
101),
Will
Deutsch
(Strange
Wilderness),
Jamie
Carson
(Hunger
Pains)
and
Christina
DeRosa
(Entourage). |
6
- Volcanic
5 - Blistering 4 - Hot 3 - Smolder 2 - Room Temperature 1 - Fizzled 0 - Extinguished |
A:
Multi-Viewing Potential |