DECOYS
2:
Alien
Seduction
With
Corey
Sevier,
Tobin
Bell,
Dina
Meyer
Directed
by
Jeffery
Lando
Here’s
a
sequel
we
didn’t
expect!
Details
of
the
original
is
a
little
vague,
boiling
down
to
aliens
inhabiting
the
bodies
of
sexy
blondes
at
a
winter-bound
college,
having
to
mate
with
human
hosts
–
but
the
temperature
has
to
be
freezing,
resulting
in
horny
popsicles.
Here
our
survivor
from
the
first
flick
is
an
assistant
to
a
biology
professor
(played
by
Saw’s
Tobin
Bell).
No-one
believes
his
tale
of
hot,
chilly
aliens,
and
when
they
rear
their
pretty
heads
again,
he
has
to
spring
into
action.
The
dumb
narrative
around
which
this
is
wrapped,
involves
a
girl-scoring
contest
run
by
a
bunch
of
cliché
college
guys.
This
is
a
case
of
“everything
else
has
been
rented
on
a
Friday
night”.
Another
Saw
veteran
appearing
here
includes
the
attractive
Dina
Meyer
who
first
came
to
our
attention
via
Starship
Troopers.
2
/
C
-
PB
1
2
3
4
5
6
A
-
B
-
C
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