EXORCIST:
The
Beginning
With
Stellan
Skarsgard,
Isabella
Scorupco,
James
D'Arcy,
Remy
Sweeney,
Ben
Cross
Directed
by
Renny
Harlin
Besides
the
fact
that
they
shouldn't
have
bothered,
they
apparently
fired
Paul
Schrader
from
the
job
-
if
only
they
hadn't
there
may
have
been
a
fraction
of
redemption
to
this
load
of
muck.
Not
scary,
not
creepy,
not
faith
shaking,
nor
entertaining,
this
prequel
takes
us
to
father
Merrin's
beginnings.
He
has
given
up
his
priesthood
(due
to
WWII
experiences)
and
turned
to
archeology.
When
he
gets
called
in
to
investigate
a
find
in
Africa,
he
can't
resist.
What
he
finds
is
a
perfectly
preserved
catholic
church,
buried
in
the
desert.
After
entering,
the
evil
starts
to
emanate.
For
a
fan
of
the
original
writer-director
team's
film
(William
Peter
Blatty
&
William
Friedkin),
this
will
seem
like
blasphemy.
Skarsgard
is
not
bad
in
the
Merrin
role,
but
everything
from
mood
to
FX
and
even
props
simply
don't
cut
it.
Harlin
should
stick
to
action
fare
and
Hollywood
should
stop
delving
for
an
extra
buck.
2
/
C
-
PB
1
2
3
4
5
6
A
-
B
-
C
…the
2nd
opinion…
A
tedious
bore
fest,
riddled
with
stereotypes
&
clichés.
Jesus,
not
to
mention
the
amateur
FX
&
make-up.
Turkey!
-
Uncle
Vinnie